Dong of Destiny

If only i had checked myself

– guy who wrecked himself  (via mosby)

(Source: benfoldsone)

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thehaddockbanker:

This is like a child constantly threatening to run away from home. While Fish obviously adds his ego to the mix. 

Oh no who will make the fez 2 vaporware now?!



flanoirbunny:

CHARLES MARTINET MADE A VINE OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME


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stunningpicture:

In communist China, when pop culture is censored, censorship becomes pop culture.



blazing-forge:

artemuscainpotato:

thehomestuckwhovian:

Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

And it fell on Tumblr’s deaf ears.

To the point where many among the sort of person depicted in this episode point out that Lauren Faust later regretted writing the episode. What they conveniently leave out is the fact that it was because of all the death threats she received from that sort of person.


Via Yo mama was a freebie

foxyplaydate:

notyoudonut:

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and

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your cat ain’t having none of this physics bullshit

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thermogoddamnics:

i keep remembering old memes like imma chargin ma lazer and raptor jesus.

when all of us in the 18 to 24 crowd become old as hell, is this how we’re going to pass our time in nursing homes?

"so what’s the max speed of your electrical wheelchair?"

"over 9000."

God I hope so

Via girl, you've got a million different faces.

tastefullyoffensive:

Bunny Anatomy [via]



johnnysjetpack:

construct-mountains:

deycallmetrey:

Literally speechless

notice his finger is NOT on the trigger, he is posing for a picture, and using proper trigger safety.

"i need a bad ass shot for my cover"
"i got ya"
"omg look

(Source: looo-ch)



subtle-queen:

sixpenceee:

Here is something phenomenal, I have to share with you all: 

A mother cichlid keeps her babies in her mouth to protect them. Sometimes she let’s them out as shown above. Her mouth serves as a nest and nursery. 

It may seem like a good system, but it’s not exactly.

Let me introduce these guys: 

These catfish are notorious parasites. The catfish try and pick up a few of cichlid eggs. The mother defends her station, while the catfish drop a few of their own eggs. They know the cichlid mother will pick them up and think of it as her own egg.

So the cichlid become a surrogate mother for the offspring of their enemy. The catfish take off soon, not knowing what’s becomes of their young. The cichlid mother does her job, letting her brood grow in her mouth. 

Like in a horror movie, the catfish eggs hatch first. The baby catfish gobbles up every single one of the cichlid babies.

The cichlid mother releases, not her own babies, but the killer catfish baby that ate of all her own children.

The cichlid mom doesn’t realize the switch and treats the catfish baby as if it were her own.

A morbid, ironic twist. Here’s the video for this

Another interesting science post: How the Mokin Children Are Able to See Crystal Clear Underwater

this is scary as fuck



patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.



(Source: skyecandi)



officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap


sam-and-baby:

Eager to make some money, Baby and Not go off to find a robot to interview. They find one in an alley, sitting in some garbage.

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