Spoopy Dong of Destiny

I really wish I had like a week off work. Just drink until Im okay.




i saw a gif of a dude getting crushed by an elevator and i was thinking oh maybe he lived but then i watched the whole video and no he fucking died

Yeah, crushed people rarely survive…

well he wasn’t like completely crushed! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b7_1410952090

This is why you use the stairs while in china.

Via don't touch that dial now



Baby Getting A Chest X-Ray

This device is used to immobilize young children in order to get their x-rays, when a child is very sick and an x-ray is needed to diagnose them. It does NOT hurt them at all. Taking multiple images of a moving baby, in order to get the least blurry one is more harmful because then the child is exposed to radiation for a longer period of time.

This device, which again does NOT hurt them, allows for a technologist to grab chest images of a child as fast and as efficiently as possible. The children may sometimes cry, and get frustrated but only because they are not familiar with this device. This is typically used for babies under 25 Ibs or around 2 years old. If interested you can hear how it works from a technologist himself (What He Has To Say) (More Information)

At first glance I genuinely thought this was a baby in a blender 

Via Excuse me while I whip this out

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Is this comfortable for you,  Noodle. Is this a the best place for your entire body to be.




i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

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people who can’t accept that maybe, just maybe, women don’t have it worse than men in every single fucking way, along with people who believe the opposite, are the biggest problem to any gender-related discussion.

Via Commander Abutt


Today I learned that the Huff Post is fine with someone following men who have taken their their kids to a theme park for a day out, taking their photos without their consent and calling them Dads I’d Like to Fuck and saying “DILFs beware we will find you whether you like it or not” and actually refers to this creepshotting as “genius”

but how fucking DARE you put high heels and eyelashes on an M and M mascot character 

original post here


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Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng)

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The Meme of our Years.

(Source: deezyville)

Via Yo mama was a freebie


girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

Via not really a white dude


Congrats, Seth.

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