Dong of Destiny


siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)


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venatorphile-art:

Bonnie listens to one of Cr1tikal’s stories. (x)


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why i need feminism

hominishostilis:

4gottendaughter:

pettytheftauto:

lizziemcganja:

"whore" before the 1800s: a prostitute

"whore" in the 1900s: a woman that is permiscuous

"whore" in the 2000s: a woman

are you fucking kidding me

it still means someone who get paid for sex…

"idiot" before the 1800s: OP

"idiot" in the 1900s: Still OP

"idiot" in the 2000s: hey wadda you know…

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life hack

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean

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rhanitan:

Pikmin hard at work.


ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

image

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anuvia:

thatonenarga:

Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)

People need to stop reblogging this without the rest of the comic :^)

Part 1: Aang has a negative reaction to people who mistakenly hurt his feelings but had good intentions.

Part 2: Aang calms down and acknowledges that those people’s intentions were good and instead of being upset offers to educate and inform those people and SHARES his culture.

Good message there.

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poppypicklesticks:

draumbouy:

neo-sigma:

imperivs:

oatmeal:

I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman.

Ladies and gentlemen: this

I’m a woman and I think the one on the bottom looks absolutely terrifying.

I don’t see the point the author is trying to make. Is it the bad anatomy or the supposed objectifying? His mouth looks like a prolapsed rectum.

if oatmeal had pulled their head out of their ass for half a second and done a google search they would know that this happens to spiderman all the fucking time.

i mean come on dude you didnt event try at all. you were too busy trying to make this about female objectification that you forgot that THEY HAVE FUCKING SPIDER POWERS. THEY ARE SUPPOED TO CRAWL AROUND ON ALL FOURS AND ACT SPIDERY AND SHIT.

i swear man yall will raise a fuss about anything. no matter how stupid it is. can you imagine if people whined this way about men? 

I googled “Spiderman comic covers” and I could have played a drinking game every time a cover was centered lovingly on Spidey’s ass or bulge

Also, the only reason I watched the Spiderman movies was because of all the promotional photographs that had the camera glued to Andrew Garfield’s backside 

Spidey is the king of booty shots.  FFS at least do some research before you flap your gums. 


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demonic-lionfish:

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monohymnal:

durkin62:

heroinfriday:

lockless:

heroinfriday:

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internetexplorers:

h0llo:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

Feminism isn’t about standing up for pedophiles and abusers? I think he needs a new teacher

yall giving this boy too much credit imho no offensive

this post is annoying as shit. congrats to the 2 ugly white people that had sex because one taught the other how to use google

Update: I banged him because I thought he gave a shit about this movement, not because I liked him as a person.

Jokes on you for being easy, now if only every guy could learn to wiki feminism around a feminist. There’d be no more men struggling to find partners.

Idiots.

-Liv

I am confused by the spite.

What’s wrong with her deciding to bang him? I mean. I wouldn’t call myself a feminist. But really. Why the hate?

Odds are, she didn’t just bang him over feminism. Come on team. We know better than that.

Because she implies only men who have knowledge of her Shitty movement are worthy of sex with her.

-Liv

There was literally nothing in this post other than “he googled feminism, I banged him.”

You might as well do something like

"Vote democrat this year and I’l suck your dick."

That’s why the hate, because its using sex to push a political agenda. Lets see some female Nazi’s offering up pussy for people to come to their meetings and see how quickly people lose their god damn minds. 

i tried googling the original laina “update: i banged him” post and this came up. tune in for more comparisons of feminism to nazism

Here ya go, have some fucking more. 

both feminism and Nazism have

  • discriminated against individuals on the basis of their genetic code
  • promoted the view that the targeted group was inferior genetically and behaviourally
  • promoted propaganda that led to the targeted group being labelled as ‘parasites’
  • promoted propaganda that led to the targeted group being constantly ridiculed
  • promoted propaganda that led to the targeted group being laughed at even when mutilated
  • demonised the target group by labelling them as perverts and sexual criminals
  • sought to break the target group away from their families
  • promoted the view that the targeted group was responsible for most of the major ills in society
  • disseminated lies and disinformation about the targeted group in order to further promote their own ideology
  • disseminated lies and disinformation about historical matters
  • used intimidation, threats and coercion to prevent their opponents from speaking out
  • promoted the lie that the privileged group consisted of innocent ‘victims’ of the targeted group
  • demanded special privileges in the workplace for members of the privileged group e.g. preferential job placements for women 
  • discriminated against the targeted group in educational matters and in the workplace 
  • perverted the justice system so that members of the targeted group were easily discriminated against in the law e.g. in family courts
  • arranged matters so that accusers from the privileged group could be shielded by anonymity in the courtroom e.g. in sex-assault cases. 
  • arranged matters so that defendants from the targeted group had to ‘prove’ their innocence e.g. in sex-assault and domestic violence cases
  • arranged matters so that members of the privileged group could capriciously define what, legally, was to be deemed ‘a crime’, e.g. where nowadays the ‘feelings’ of women rather than the behaviours of men are the determinants of what constitutes ‘a crime’
  • arranged matters so that members of the privileged group could capriciously define how the law was to view certain matters e.g. a fetus inside a woman can now be deemed by her - at her whim - to be a worthless piece of tissue or a prospective baby - with all the ramifications of this - regardless of how the father might feel about it all (also sexual harassment, etc.) 
  • arranged matters so that the law punished members of the targeted group more severely than members of the privileged group for the very same crime e.g. in domestic violence and murder cases. 
  • arranged matters so that members of the targeted group were made responsible for the choices and behaviours of members of the privileged group e.g. in paternity fraud cases where duped fathers still have to pay child support
  • arranged matters so that members of the privileged group who harmed, or even murdered, members of the targeted group were shown undue leniency - and were often actually applauded for their actions
  • arranged matters so that the law punished members of the targeted group severely for even trivial offences, e.g. domestic violence, sexual harassment
  • arranged matters so that members of the privileged group earned a right to the property of members of the targeted group for no other reason than that they were members of the privileged group e.g. alimony, child custody. 
  • arranged matters so that certain speech or attitudes directed against the privileged group were criminalised e.g. biased ‘hate speech’ laws.
  • punished those who protested against the prevailing ideology; e.g. for being politically-incorrect.
  • effectively controlled the mainstream media and the academic institutions and arranged for them to present a dishonest and dishonourable point of view in support of their ideology
  • consistently highlighted and exaggerated the achievements and the suffering of the privileged group while downplaying the achievements and the suffering of the targeted group
  • ran government-funded educational courses in universities (e.g. Women’s Studies, Title IX) and in schools to promote the privileged group at the expense of the targeted group. 
  • persisted in a long term campaign of hatred toward the targeted group, e.g. “A women needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” “Men think about sex every 15 seconds.”

Bar the heavy violence and the gas chambers - which came towards the end of the Nazis hold on power - feminism and early Nazism are rather similar.

It got better

this whole post is a trainwreck.

you’ve got people seriously comparing feminism to nazism, people getting on op for fucking someone they felt a connection with, some slutshaming while going “what about the poor men who can’t get laid??”—it’s like trash bloggers bingo.

but:

Update: I banged him because I thought he gave a shit about this movement, not because I liked him as a person.

Jokes on you for being easy, now if only every guy could learn to wiki feminism around a feminist. There’d be no more men struggling to find partners.

Idiots.

and

Because she implies only men who have knowledge of her Shitty movement are worthy of sex with her.

my favorite has got to be heroinfriday up there, by far. points for casual misogyny, mind-reading and reading implications where there aren’t any.

you don’t know who op decides to have sex with and for what reasons. you don’t know what’s their type, whether or not they’re into casual encounters, or anything. they obviously had a connection with this particular dude, and this particular connection happened to have been made through his interest in getting educated about feminism. 

but of course, how dare op have standards like everyone else. it’s not like you know nothing about their sexual history. it’s not like people choose who’ll be their sexual/romantic partner based on their political or social stances all the time

your attempts to treat this guy op got with as if he were strung along, manipulated, or treated like a piece of meat by some horrible feminist, when in all likelihood this was just a normal one-night-stand both parties consented to after they felt something click, speaks of the very infantalization you and anti-feminists like you criticize feminists for doing to other women all the time.

take your melodramatic “poor, poor men” feels somewhere where they actually matter.

While there are similar patterns between early Nazism and feminism, can we stop comparing them? Like feminism hasn’t killed that many people. You know what we can compare to Nazis? Stalin’s Russia. Pol Pot’s Cambodia. Etc.

Let’s not throw generations of murder victims under the bus to try to make our internet enemies look bad, guys. Tacky. Beyond tacky.

You know what I think is tacky?  Making it taboo to point out a hateful ideology in which many of the most prominent members of its movement genuinely want to seek genocide is similar to another movement where its most powerful and prominent members genuinely wanted to seek genocide.  Clearly feminism wouldn’t be able to seize enough power to actively exterminate men the way the nazis did the jews, gays and other “undesirables,” but that doesn’t mean they haven’t harmed men and boys and wouldn’t continue to harm men and boys on a lesser scale every single day.  And I see nothing wrong with pointing that out, as long as the comparisons are factual.

Yes, I know when everyone thinks about the nazis they think about genocide…but that’s irrelevant when you consider the genocide happened in the last few years of their reign.  It’s still worth comparing the non-genocidal era of nazi occupation to another non-genocidal reign of hatred and bigotry.

So please stop.






vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

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royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.


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