Spoopy Dong of Destiny


akailv:

Why aren’t more people watching this show?

(Source: a-lightly-salted-antlered-peanut)


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kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.

(Source: pumpkinchemicals)



truezodiacfact:

You know shit has gotten serious in a food fight when a trash can is thrown



roman55:

I WASN’T FUCKING CRAZY




revengeance:

novena5:

revengeance:

I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.

Waterfall

Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

Via Wafflecocks

thespectacularspider-girl:

Gone Home.  10/10, stands on its own merit.  Its a real game!


Via The Spidygirl Blog


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giraphics:

rapewhistled:

wtf is that real

yeah

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fhoantells:

"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

I’m dying.

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Via "...And the days are not full enough."


labocat:

labocat:

Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….

In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.


Dear Laci Green and all the feminists who claim that men have no right to complain about not being allowed to wear make up because men made women think they need cosmetics to be beautiful

poppypicklesticks:

eoin-ceallsach:

hunre:

poppypicklesticks:

Elizabeth Arden was largely responsible for establishing makeup as proper and appropriate—even necessary—for a ladylike image, when before makeup had often been associated with lower classes and such professions as prostitution. She targeted middle age and plain women for whom beauty products promised a youthful, beautiful image.”

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people so often forget that some of the biggest sexists out there are women

What are you on about? Truly intersectional feminists would like to eliminate gender social norms that say men aren’t allowed to wear make up. That masculine/feminine divide is a part of the Patriarchal make up of our society. You’re making things up by using extremists as the baseline of a movement.

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Lol whatever helps you sleep at night hunny 

But your self-congratulatory bromides and disclaimers won’t do you one lick of good around here 

Via Just those Lil' SJW Things

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askboxmemes:

æ: Post a picture of yourself

: Share a childhood memory

: Make a confession

: Share one of your insecurities

: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.

: Share a turn off

: Share a turn on

: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.

: Share the story of something that makes you smile.

: Share one thing you think about before you you go to bed at night

♥ -If you like/love my blog.

▲ - If you dislike my blog.

- If i’m in your crushes

♪- If you wonder if we are friends

♠ - You love me

☼ - You want to know more about me.

☼ Something/someone that never fails to make me happy

Via the fiend of indecent smut.

callmeoutis:

snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that

Via the fiend of indecent smut.
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