Dong of Destiny

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

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(Source: sicknessinside)





johnnysjetpack:

thecultofcraze:

johnnysjetpack:

but…she’s a knight

Not in Kings Landing, she isn’t. She was Knighted by Renly, who was considered a traitor. her Knighthood wouldn’t stand in King’s Landing, since Renly was considered a traitor, a false king.

ah ok.

makes sense

(Source: jackdonaghy)


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iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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hes here


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imminentdeathsyndrome:

I can’t believe this shit isn’t illegal. This isn’t just disgusting, it’s fraud. [source]


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(Source: stillnotalterego)



mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.


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sociallyineptburrito:

spicychickfila:

if i see one more of those stupid “LOOK THE CONDOM FITS OVER MY WHOLE GRANDMOTHER!! MEN R JUST LYING TO U!!!” posts i will literally eat my own toenails

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SOMEONE BETTER SERVE ME UP A HEAPING BOWL OF TOENAILS IT HAS LITERALLY BEEN T W E L V E MINUTES

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grimelords:

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tastefullyoffensive:

How to postpone your execution. [x]


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unclefather:

reallylameblog:

the guy who worked at the store gave me such a weird look when I said that I wanted this shirt because nobody else was getting the other half and it was incredibly awkward but my shirt says Be Fuck Bit and I will be wearing it always

I’ll buy the other one that says St kin ches


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